Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
No one gets lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
oh my GOD
When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is,
“You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”